Happy belated Administrative Professionals’ Day! We hope everyone was extra-nice to you. But let’s be honest: flowers and Starbucks gift cards are nice and all, but here’s what you really wanted.
- A day off.
- This “Productivity Boosting Nap Pod” It comes pre-programmed for 20-minute naps, but “can be set to any preferred nap time.” (Is 8 hours too long?)
- This “Personal Day Spa” No need to mention the “full-body vibration massage” part to your boss. And it’s a steal compared to the nap pod!
- A day off.
- 10 spare iPhone chargers, because someone keeps stealing yours. (We’re on to you, Karen.)
- A day off.
- This totally work appropriate sweatshirt.
- All the airline miles from trips you’ve booked for other people.
- A S’well or Hydro Flask of your choosing and a few bottles of your favorite Sauvy B to put in it. (It’s 4:59 pm somewhere.)
- A day off.
Or maybe… a day off? But hey, with all the hours CakeWalk saves you, at least you’ll get a little time back for yourself. If only you had that nap pod.