“Poopy-di scoop/Scoop-diddy-whoop/Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop.” Imagine if Kanye were your coworker. The Slack conversations alone would be solid gold. We can’t help but notice the similarities between his recent tweets and things we’ve overheard around startup offices. Can you spot the difference? Answers below… no peeking!

“Today is the best day ever and tomorrow’s going to be even better.”

“I’m nobody’s ‘client.’”

“I really love my Tesla. I’m in the future.”

“I’d like to meet with Tim Cook. I got some ideas.”

I need to meet with Larry from google.”

“I am this generations Ford Hughes Jobs Disney.”

“This could’ve never happened at Nike.”

“Everyone should be their own biggest fan.”

“I’m nice at ping pong.”

“We have 160 positions to fill by the end of the year. It is a unicorn on its way to becoming a decacorn.”

“Burn that excel spread sheet ?”

“People usually don’t agree with people who don’t agree with them.”

“I no longer have a manager. I can’t be managed.”

“You can say anything as long as you put the right emoji next to it.”

“You just do what other people think you should do.”

Once again I am being attacked for presenting new ideas.”

“Stop thinking about things for a long time without saying what you think.”

“What would you do today if you are not afraid of the consequences of failure?”

I don’t believe in horizontal hierarchy. If you build a ladder too high it’s actually most dangerous for the people at the top.”

“The world is our office.”

***Yeah, so Kanye said all of these. You should totally tweet him an invite to your next private dining event.